Got a job last week, heard back from an internship today, and am killing my summer class…
All while playing excessively with my cat, vacationing in NYC, Boston, and San Francisco through the handy dandy Google Maps, doing karaoke on my kitchen counters, and making tons of ridiculous really cool Vines that I never publish.
I’d say I’m living the life and doing a pretty damn good job at it.
-Ro
Just found out my mom lied to me for 21 years and told me I had a heart condition just so I wouldn’t do drugs. Damn… What a smart woman. It worked.
- Red
Just so you know, Jesus sandals will never be a turn on.
I can blast music and work out downstairs while making the most ridiculous noises ever known to man. I also don’t have to be afraid that one of my roommates is going to walk in on me gasping for life in a pool of my own tears sweat on the kitchen floor.
This summer body things might as well happen. I have nothing better to do and since last night I had the employee at Little Caesars ask me, “The usual? Oh…Only one pizza tonight?” I have decided it’s time to reevaluate my eating habits and lack of physical activity.
Let the fitness Gods be with me…
-Roly Poly Ro
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Sleepy little cat lady.
The girls and I went for hibachi tonight, and the chef was a perverted Indonesian guy who was trying to spit some game with the girls.
He turned to Vee and said, “Your eyes are just so beautiful.”
Turned to Ro and said, “Your boobies are amazing!”
Then awkwardly evaluated me before saying, “Well, you’ve got a sexy voice.”
